Signs that Your Village People Do not want You to Blog
Do you know that blogging can be likened to a spiritual battle? You may be wondering how and where you have got it all wrong, but just to find out that the problem is your village people. It could be likened to a fight which we must fight if we must wear the crown of hard-work and diligence. Do you know that as a blogger, your village people can track you with his tools? Your village people may not want you to be a successful blogger when you see some of these things I will be listing down.
When you see this signs, know that our village people are following you up.
That Your Village People Do not want to To Blog
In one of the blogging tutorials I published Why your blog may not be ranking, I listed out some of them to you, but now you will see the signs or proves that your village people do not want you to blog
You have decided Not to Read this article:
Do you know that even “I Too Know” is a serious problem? When you fail to humble yourself, your village people are already winning the battle. When you decide not to read this article, you are proud. This article is meant to enlighten you. It is to catch fun. It is not to offend someone. Even if you have fallen a victim before, you can always make amend. But when you fail to read it, ngportals have no hands
2.When You Start Blogging using the CTRL C and CTRL V
This is usually the first point of contact the your village people uses to tract most of the bloggers. Whenever you start up a new blog, you don’t allow these keys to rest. CTRL C means copy, then CTRL V meant paste. If you are a blogger and you are using these keys too much, then you have to seek for genuine deliverance.
3. When Your Data Finishes Immediately you are about to hit the Publish Button:
If you are in this category, then you are already a victim. Have you discovered that whenever you are about to hit the publish button, your subscription finishes? This is one of the signs that your village people are tracking you.
4. When After you Subscribe, Network Disappears:
It can be frustrating to that whenever you subscribe to a special plan, the network in your region just disappears. This can be one of the signs your village people do not ant you to blog.
5. When Your Posts Appear on Google’s 10th Page:
Even after performing several magics, and SEO on an article, you discover that it just ranked the tenth page of Google. After calling yourself an SEO expert, you find out your articles o not rank at all, my dear, find a specialist as your case is critical.
6. Bloggers that copy your articles Outranks you:
They say you shall be the head and not the tail. They say you will be above and above only. But for you, it is different. The bloggers that copy your articles outrank you even after you taken time to organize your works. Dear, your village people are on duty. The funny thing is that you are doing the keyword researches and they are ranking, how do you see it naw? Dear, the devil is a liar, and so also his mother inlaw.
7. When Google AdSense Bans you without Mercy:
Only the pains that comes from this is enough to send you to a herbalist for cure. When Google banned me eeh, I knew what I passed through. It was as if the whole world has come to an end. You may take it lightly because you have not experienced it yet. After you have worked hard and your village people decides to punish. In fact, It shall not be well with the devil sef. This is your tenth AdSense account and you keep on reapplying and getting banned, my dear, you need to to seek divine intervention.
8. When your laptop decides Develops Hard Disk Problem:
What will say about this? All the images, files, offline articles, saved keywords, and so many other blogging tools you have in your hard disk decides to go blank just one morning you are about to write on a hot article which could have given you cash. Then your village people are not far from you.
9. When you always sleep on your PC while blogging:
My man, you have to fast and pray well if na your condition be this. Whenever you discover that you doze off while blogging, and even when you wake up, you PC is off. Not only that, but you discover that you have soaked your PC with Saliva, then your village people are interested in ruining your blog.
10. When you fail to share this article:
The worst of them is when you fail to share this article with your fellow bloggers and friends. Do you know that it is better that thou has not read it than after reading you refuse to share this article? You can serve as a point of contact to many that are in this bondage who needs deliverance from their village people. Use the social share buttons to reach out to them. They must not be bloggers, share it even with your friends, parents (who knows whether they are victims too before they stopped blogging), upcoming blogger, website owners, and classmates.
There are so many of them:
- When you are always forgetting your admin password
- When you are changing themes like clothes
- When you install all the plugin WordPress has
- When you decide to change your logo like polo
- When everyone finds it difficult to bookmark your blog.
- When you still get 10 page views after 5 years of blogging.
- When you parents decide to seize your laptop and phones.
- When you upload images of 10MB in just an article.
- When You get Error establishing connections every time people visits your blog.
- Finally, when you become self-centered. You don’t want to read other people article.
Remember that i said earlier that blogging can be likened to a spiritual battle. When you refuse to fight, your village people will always be winning the battle. The solution is not far from you. You don’t need to visit a herbalist, or pastor. Don’t even visit a priest that you are not ranking sir.
This article is to just catch fun. But somehow, the points here are true.